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So this week, a 79-year old birder was confronted by one of the heavily armed, idiot jamokes occupying a public wildlife refuge in Oregon. Good thing the guy didn't just open fire -- someone might have gotten a peek at the burrowing owls! But instead he walked up…

Da'esh is what we have been calling ISIS or ISIL, but here's a rundown of why Da'esh is a much better term for them. Their goals include establishing a worldwide Caliphate, an Islamic state governed (in Da'esh's model) according to the most primitive and brutal…

Racism is over, after all. Why, the Jacksonville, FL school board voted unanimously to remove the name of Nathan Bedford Forrest from what is now known simply as Westside High School. Forrest, as you know, was a founder of the social justice warrior group known…

so smug! Ken Paxton, the attorney general of Texas, has been instructing county clerks across that state to disregard the Supreme Court's decision in Obergefell v. Hodges. To disobey the law of the land. "How can that be?", you say. "Isn't he sworn to obey…

Mark Felt, in his Deep Throat incarnation, told Woodward, "follow the money."  Woodward paid attention to this should-be-obvious advice and the Nixon presidency was cooked. Today, the biggest inside-out rot comes from the NSA, the CIA, and their unlimited surveillance feeding codependency with paranoia about…