Jamokes are Jamokes
So this week, a 79-year old birder was confronted by one of the heavily armed, idiot jamokes occupying a public wildlife refuge in Oregon. Good thing the guy didn't just open fire -- someone might have gotten a peek at the burrowing owls! But instead he walked up and started screaming orders at the one law-abiding citizen in the park. What happened next, produced what is definitely the FBI quote of the week:
we’re asking the elderly not to knock any more militants on their ass