Happy Birthday, America
This is an "Aaron Sorkin Liberal Fantasy", sure enough...
https://youtu.be/zemrWBIc_hE
...but this is how we need a president to think, and act.
After 24 decades, we're looking like we've lost the plot. We're standing a good enough chance of electing a Nazi to the White House that it kind of doesn't matter if we don't.
Oh, screw it. Go watch fireworks. Yee hah.