They HAVE to Run!

Frothy Mix under Divine Orders!
Frothy Mix under Divine Orders!

Mike Huckabee.  Rick Perry.  Rick Santorum.  What does God want for them?  To run for President.

How dare they quit?  These devout Christians have been given direct orders from God!

John Kasich was ordered by God to run.  So too, Ben Carson, and  Scott Walker.

They need to stay in the race until the Big Guy gives them a pass.

So I don't understand how they are all standing meekly back and letting this Trump guy have the floor.  And by the way, Trump is not under divine orders to be running.

Unless . . . unless . . . they don't really believe in all this deity crap?  Nooooo.

This article was updated on May 9, 2023

David F