Trump Chickens Out
Trump folds his hand . . . he will not, after all, debate Sanders. Shock waves of surprise spread across the land.
oh... wait... no they don't.
"I hope that he changes his mind again. Mr. Trump is known to change his mind many times in a day," Sanders said. "Trump is a bully, he's a big tough guy. Well, I say to Mr. Trump, what are you afraid of?"
He won't. The shriveled core of a human mind that guides all Trump's actions knows that he would be made to look bad, even to his own supporters dupes. That cannot be allowed to happen.
But I predict that it's going to happen! Between now and Halloween, I predict that a genuine picture or video (oh, the joy of that!) will be published showing Trump without his toupee, and It. Will. Be. Hilarious!
Then, he can finally crawl back under that rock.