Kahomono - Still Lucky After All These Years

What can you say about such an illustrious White House career as Scaramucci's? Ten! Whole! Days! One down, so many to go.

If you wonder why Pumpkin tweets the insane sh!t he tweets at 2 and 3 in the morning, remember that we're 7 hours behind Moscow. It's important to post on social media when your audience is up and looking at it.

Have a chill #Caturday, like Alice here. We're having a chill... and chili. Here, have a recipe. Main Ingredients: 6 lbs ground beef 2 large onions 4 28-oz. cans of crushed or diced tomatoes 1 Jalapeno or Habanero pepper 1/4 C. corn starch 1/2 C.

On Monday, Pumpkin turned the Boy Scout Jamboree into a fascist rally. He made them boo Obama. Now, the Boy Scouts remain unrepentant from their discrimination against LGBTQ Americans, but even those scumbags apologized for what they let Pumpkin do at their event. On Tuesday John…

Keeping up the dignity of the Pumpkin White House! Anthony Scaramucci called up Ryan Lizza to unburden himself of these (and other) deep thoughts: (Bannon declined to comment.) If you thought things would calm down after Spicer was gone, please share your drugs with me.