The NRA Writes Our Gun Laws
The NRA has set Pumpkin straight on how gun policy gets made in the US. Teachers will be armed - so the NRA's members* can sell millions of guns - but new age limits will not be imposed on gun purchases.
It's almost like Rethuglicans want us all dead. Gut health care but make sure everyone is heavily armed. That'll end well.
* - I mean, the members who count: the gun manufacturers. Those idiots with the stickers on the back windows of their pickup trucks are only there to keep Congress scared.