The B Street Band
This is the level of talent Trump can get to play his inaugural.
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"America's Best Springsteen Tribute Band"
I am willing to take them at their word on that. Of course the natural habitat of "tribute bands" is pretty-good bars on Tuesday through Thursday nights, and sweet-sixteen parties or bar mitzvahs on the weekends.
Movin on up!