Qult Qollapse

Q-Anon is collapsing. I can't say it's not funny.

Noon on Jan 20 was the last possible date for "The Storm", the apocalypse that Q said would prevent Biden from becoming president and restore Trump.

But as Biden raised his hand and swore an oath to defend the Constitution, becoming the nation's 46th president — nothing happened.


Further along in the same story, we find that all is not well in the Q-verse.

But after Biden's swearing-in came and went, panic set in.

"We were promised arrests, exposures, military regime, classified documents. where is it????????" wrote one member of the QAnon-linked Telegram channel, which has nearly 128,000 subscribers. "I'm scared, feeling sick in my stomach, but I am holding the line still," said another. "Well babies are still being raped and eaten, any f**kin minute now GOD," said another.

Some began acknowledging the truth. "Biden is our president," a fourth user in the Telegram channel said. "It's time to get off our devices and get back to reality. If something happens then something happens, but for now I'm logging out of all social media. It's been fun guys but it's unfortunately over."

Is it, though? Pumpkin has established something he's calling "The Office of the Former President" and issuing pretend edicts therefrom.

Stay Tuned!

This article was updated on May 9, 2023

David F