It's exhausting, living in a superpower being run by a hyper-caffeinated four-year-old with an iPhone. Before this missile strike, Pumpkin tweeted,
Nice and new and smart. You'd be not-very-impressed by a four-year-old who gave that assessment of some piece of military technology.
He followed up after the strike, of course, with an oldie but a goodie:
Ah yes, "Mission Accomplished." What could possibly go wrong after a Rethuglican idiot rolls with those two words?
Come to think of it, "Nailed It!" would be better.
But I guess he saves those words for... porn stars.