Nailed It!

The Herald (Scotland)

It's exhausting, living in a superpower being run by a hyper-caffeinated four-year-old with an iPhone.  Before this missile strike, Pumpkin tweeted,

Nice and new and smart.  You'd be not-very-impressed by a four-year-old who gave that assessment of some piece of military technology.

He followed up after the strike, of course, with an oldie but a goodie:

Ah yes, "Mission Accomplished."  What could possibly go wrong after a Rethuglican idiot rolls with those two words?

Come to think of it, "Nailed It!" would be better.

But I guess he saves those words for... porn stars.

This article was updated on May 9, 2023

David F