Lying is Hard

You have to keep track of your lies or you will self-contradict.

Not any better at lying than at hair.

The NYTimes has a summary of Pumpkin's lies about Russian meddling in our 2016 election.  It's great because it's built as a timeline, showing how he bobs and weaves with every new development in the investigation.

With last week's indictment of 13 Russians and three Russian companies as criminally interfering with a US election, specifically to aid the election of the Pumpkin, the tangled web is weaving tighter.

Strangulation will do.