I like this hot take on the idiots occupying the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Burns, Oregon. Don't call them terrorists. The only terror these morons should inspire is the exact same terror you should feel if you see a toddler who's somehow gotten hold of a loaded M-4 rifle. No, these imbeciles are to be called "jamokes". That's the purely American word that best captures their degree of pathetic ridiculousness.
Now they will bravely soldier on fomenting the revolution if only we'll support their cause by sending... snacks. Yes, you read that right.
So those crazy kids on Reddit are planning to send the poor jamokes everything they need. Like glitter. So much glitter. Not to mention, diapers. Baby food. Taylor Swift's "Wonderstruck" perfume. And, oh, I can't wait to see what else.