Who Needs $10 Million?

Larry Flynt, the publisher of Hustler magazine, has taken out a full page ad in this Sunday's WaPo and offered...

$10 MILLION FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO THE IMPEACHMENT AND REMOVAL FROM OFFICE OF DONALD J. TRUMP.

Now the New Yorker's Andy Borowitz is joking that Pumpkin might take Flynt up on it.

Sounds funny, but wait a minute.  Pumpkin has two problems this could solve in one go: he hates the job he's currently sucking at so badly, and he's broke.  None of his businesses is making money, and he's totally underwater to the Russian Mob no Government no Mob... who cares -- same difference.