What Will They Kill Next?

Those darn Millenials!  They are killing...


OK, so what did you have next in the dead pool?  Well, here's what's next: the Animatronic Band at Chuck E. Cheese!  That's right, the chain that trained millions of American children to like bad pizza is discontinuing this amazingly creepy act.

And they blame millennials for this move.  Note to Chuck E.: Millennials did not kill this.

People with taste did.

This article was updated on May 9, 2023

David F