We Need to Talk About Tommy

Tommy Muscatello.  Of all the ridiculous, insulting, annoying, ugly personages that my country has inflicted on the rest of the world, this one is kinda special.  Here, have a look:


Thomas J. Mace-Archer-Mills?   I got yer "scunns for tea" right here!  But: ya gotta love how he stays in character even when he's busted.

There's never any shortage of reasons why I have to fight the impulse when in Europe, to claim that I am Canadian.  Here's another biggie.

This article was updated on May 9, 2023

David F