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My cat does not understand why I get into that big torrent of water to clean myself.  She does just fine with tongue and paw, and it's much lighter on resource use. My cat thinks that if I had only had the good sense to…

This Kids in the Hall video is unserious, but it makes some serious points. Chad doesn't know where they're going, but he knows.  He's being fitted for his own little manbox, and he can't say it's unexpected -- he's been shown this box since he…

Idiot Quota - my idea of the week. I hereby declare that each of us is entitled to set a reasonable daily Idiot Quota, and when it is reached, we are no longer required to deal with any more idiots that day.  By "reasonable," I…

It's not just vaccines.  There's another killer out there stalking your children... read on for the horrible truth! We are all aware that one of the leading causes of death among kids ages 0-11 years is auto collisions.  But here's something I bet you did…