Pithy title

Punchy intro outlining latest political outrage.

Somewhat logically connected additional facts of dubious provenance.

Three arguments about why the political outrage is so outrageous.

Two supporting facts that actually contradict the points in the preceding paragraph.

Quote from the first story cited that doesn't really pertain to the main point

opposition figure we all know we're supposed to hate

Conclusion that presumes the original premise has been established whether it has or not.

Witty afterword.

Aren't you glad this blog is not quite so formulaic as that?