Kahomono - Still Lucky After All These Years

Or... you know... "read the transcript." In reality the Pumpkin-heads bellow, "read the transcript" because they know: When you think about it, this is some amazingly cutting-edge lying! It's as if there's been bleeding edge research on the techniques of lying and bullshitting. In fact,…

Alice is trying for one. She does like an unmade bed, she does. But she's too easily distracted by da hooman wif da cameraphoneclickything. Gertrude, on the other hand, is a solid pro. That's some focus, that is.

The problem with "Real" America is... ...it's not real. It's carefully selected/filtered/curated to fit the prejudices of a few.

Here you have a perfectly reasonable explanation why the House should just fold it up. Pumpkin is deploying the very facts that should send him to prison in his defense. And based on the propaganda techniques he's using, it will probably work. He has now…

This is parody but it's not. Parody is impossible. This is what they will do. Pumpkin will only leave office by force, I reckon.