Ken Starr
It's all well and good to make fun of Ken Starr now that a rape scandal has ended his sinecure at Baylor "University". He was ready to depose the President over a blow job, remember.

Why the scare quotes on "university"? Think what is implied by the fact that the chancellor of a large university announces his resignation... on ESPN. Because, like many Division I schools, Baylor is a football enterprise with a sideline in academia. Not the other way around.
Well, at least we have lots and lots of academic horsepower to spare!
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