John Bel Edwards

Wins the Governor race in Louisiana. Pumpkin campaigned hard for his opponent. The voters of Louisiana stuck a finger in Pumpkin's eye!

Here's a video clip of Edwards' victory speech (skip to 6:20):

For those of you unfamiliar with Southern USA patterns of speech, "Bless his heart" means something on a spectrum ranging from "What an asshole" at the good end, all the way to "F*ck him!"