Jeb! Says You're Lazy

Jeb Bush says, you're the reason the economy is so tough!  You need to work longer hours!  Also, wait until 70 to retire.

Of course, Jeb! hasn't held a job that requires, you know, working since... well... forever.  In a game of "never have I ever" Jeb could play, "waited on a table" or "mowed a lawn" or "mopped a floor" or "fixed a leaky faucet" or "taught a roomful of second-graders."  Campaign photo ops don't count.

But in other news, he has a great idea to solve international problems by reducing diplomacy to being conducted only in vocabulary on his reading level.

Bush! Bush! Bush! Bush!
The campaign logo that wants you to forget his last name

This article was updated on May 9, 2023

David F