IQ Test
Pumpkin has challenged his Secretary of State to an IQ test challenge. On one hand, it seems a slam dunk that Tillerson could beat Pumpkin at this. Heck, an actual pumpkin might win.
On the other hand, maybe Tillerson is not that intelligent. He still works there, after all.
I'm most disappointed in Mensa for offering to host this, and dignifying it above the level of the 5th-grade playground pissing contest that it is.