Gun Control in Schools! SOLVED!

By Florida, of all states.

The Florida House that refused to debate a gun control bill in front of the survivors from the Parkland school gun massacre...

...but in the same session, declared porn to be dangerous (more so than AR-15s, I guess)...

...today voted to post "In God We Trust" in all public schools (because why just shit on the teenagers who lucked into not being shot to death during 5th period English, when you can shit on all the articles of the Bill of Rights except the holy, holy second clause of the second amendment, too).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh_FVQw2kP4

I think they have a special bar in the basement where they just drink blood.