Apparently, 4chan runs the world now.  This theory has it that Pumpkin was elected by the proud basement-dwellers who brought us Gamergate.  Basically, for the lulz.

So that you can move adeptly through our new garbage polity, here is a glossary of how they speak to one another via the tin cans and string festooned between their mothers' basements.

This article was updated on May 9, 2023

David F