David F

David F (2031)

Class Genocide

The death cult of Rethuglicans have realized that COVID-19 is going to kill WAY more minimum wage earners than lawyers. Way more brown and black people than white. Way more workers than investors. And now you understand their random and nonsensical approach to this pandemic.

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Coyote Rules

Jason Kottke brought forth the rules that governed the making of all Road Runner cartoons. These rules are making perfect sense to you, as you think over all the Road Runner cartoons you've ever seen and realize that they do all conform. At least, most…

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How do Dogs Become Racist?

This is definitely a real phenomenon. I have been seeing racist dogs ever since I can remember. I firmly believe that dogs are not like this naturally. I wonder how they learn it?

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Voting by Mail

When California said they would conduct their elections by mail, Pumpkin immediately said that they would try to throw out all the votes. The things they had in there were crazy. They had things, levels of voting that if you’d ever agreed to it, you’d…

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