David F ⁽²⁰³¹⁾

Breastfeeding scares the piss out of Pumpkin! Who knew? World health officials were stunned when the US balked at as innocuous a resolution as you can imagine: to encourage women around the world to breastfeed their babies. The US delegation threatened Ecuador (Ecuador!) with trade repercussions…

Oh yes, sometimes it's just wonderful when things work out. Three rhino poachers were apparently killed and eaten by a pride of lions in a South African game reserve. Before they killed a rhino, as far as authorities could tell. Bonus! The lions have realized that humans…

A man and his behbeh kitteh deal.

Pruitt is out! Yay! Anyone?

I did this to myself. I have nobody else to blame. But... still. Now some of you read the title and are thinking, Gee, that's just a typical Monday morning for me. But we're not dealing with 485 email messages here at Kahomono Central, oh no. We're…