Tom Tomorrow Achieves #Parody!

If Rethuglicans were only trying to destroy themselves, I would say we should back off and watch the Darwinian fun.

But they want to take the nation down with them.

That’s why I’m actually kind of excited for this possibility: a “divorce” that splits the current USA into its five cultural divisions.

You can read all about it here.

I truly think I would feel much more at home in the Northeast Union than I currently feel in the whole of it.

And not to pull any punches: the weaker the South and Mountain are, the better.