My fellow Americans, I give you the Trump Court.

When every mainstream outlet is twisting a ruling like this into a pretzel so they can say it’s somehow not so bad?

It’s so bad.

Sadly, this picture never happened. If it had, you’d know where six of these nine truly stand: on the side of the rainbow-washers.

In case you’re wondering what rainbow-washing is, you can click here. TL;DR, it’s putting on an Ally face while remaining true to the cause of the bigot.

The Trumpist is always true to the cause of the bigot. That’s just how identity works.