Tommy Muscatello.  Of all the ridiculous, insulting, annoying, ugly personages that my country has inflicted on the rest of the world, this one is kinda special.  Here, have a look:

Thomas J. Mace-Archer-Mills?   I got yer “scunns for tea” right here!  But: ya gotta love how he stays in character even when he’s busted.

There’s never any shortage of reasons why I have to fight the impulse when in Europe, to claim that I am Canadian.  Here’s another biggie.