No, I am not asking for help (m’aidez!).

I am talking about the international workers’ festival that takes place everywhere but here on May 1, today.

Becuase May 1 was associated with those dirty Commies back when the US instituted Labor Day, they moved our¬†Labor Day to another part of the calendar to make sure workers in this country didn’t get any funny ideas.

photo: Ken Lambert / The Seattle Times

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