The Herald (Scotland)
It’s exhausting, living in a superpower being run by a hyper-caffeinated four-year-old with an iPhone. Before this missile strike, Pumpkin tweeted,
Russia vows to shoot down any and all missiles fired at Syria. Get ready Russia, because they will be coming, nice and new and “smart!” You shouldn’t be partners with a Gas Killing Animal who kills his people and enjoys it!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 11, 2018
Nice and new and smart. You’d be not-very-impressed by a four-year-old who gave that assessment of some piece of military technology.
He followed up after the strike, of course, with an oldie but a goodie:
A perfectly executed strike last night. Thank you to France and the United Kingdom for their wisdom and the power of their fine Military. Could not have had a better result. Mission Accomplished!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 14, 2018
Ah yes, “Mission Accomplished.” What could possibly go wrong after a Rethuglican idiot rolls with those two words?
Come to think of it, “Nailed It!” would be better.
But I guess he saves those words for… porn stars.