Jeb Bush says, you’re the reason the economy is so tough! You need to work longer hours! Also, wait until 70 to retire.
Of course, Jeb! hasn’t held a job that requires, you know, working since… well… forever. In a game of “never have I ever” Jeb could play, “waited on a table” or “mowed a lawn” or “mopped a floor” or “fixed a leaky faucet” or “taught a roomful of second-graders.” Campaign photo ops don’t count.
But in other news, he has a great idea to solve international problems by reducing diplomacy to being conducted only in vocabulary on his reading level.
The campaign logo that wants you to forget his last name